nerd machine

Any type of online gaming device such as X-Box, PlayStation and PC. These devices suck the players into the games like a time machine thus losing hours of their lives by playing these online games. The “nerds” don’t even realize how much time they are spending on the games.

Hey have you seen John at all today? No, last thing I knew he was playing nerd machine.
Oh forget it, probably won’t see him for a while.

by Invham December 22, 2021

blyat machine

a slavaboo that i met on discord.

blyat machine is a huge idiot

by Sleepy Head is gay. March 8, 2021

Boof Machine

Slang term for for small compact vape like a juul

Dude kyle pass that boof machine

by G-shmeat June 25, 2019

Puss machine

A person who keeps getting pussy within a blink of an eye

Girl: That guy is a total puss machine

by Ben_Dover42069 September 19, 2019

Geschlechtsverkehr Machine

(Noun) A person who can get a lot of guys or women the funnier word for sex machine.
Geschlechtsverkehr = sex in german.
How to pronounce:
Gech-slechs-ver-ker

He is a geschlechtsverkehr machine.

by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020

Machine queen

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”

I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen

by Davedale August 30, 2019

tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005