pj lady

A lady who when faced with a choice of either tolerating a mild inconvinience for herself and helping out a friend vs causing a major inconvenience for her friend, but serving her own best interests, will always choose the latter.

Hey did Mary drive you home as promised? No, she dropped me off next to the nearest bus station @PJ. She said she was in a rush and did not wish to miss the annual bean counting contest. Oh I see, she is a real pj lady isn't she?

by PidarSpider July 4, 2022

Lady Wellington

A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.

"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"

by Lady Wellington September 6, 2013

lady baster

Slang for penis.

He glazed her with his lady baster.

by Doubleplus May 17, 2010

Lady Chapel

A lady chapel is simply the vagina. A sacred place to be looked after!

Please take care when dancing so you do not damage your lady chapel

by SBEA83 November 24, 2018

dude-lady

A biological woman whose physique, dress, and grooming are thoroughly masculine.

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"She may be a lipstick lesbian, but her companion, the plumber, is a total dude-lady."

by Trog2FdUp2C1 April 20, 2016

lady minute

When you go out with your lady friends and they are so crude and gross you really just need a lady minute. AKA, a minute alone grooming yourself, putting in a tampon or just being a lady.

Judi made the most nasty burp and I really just needed to take a lady minute.

by Beaver Girl February 20, 2014

Lady Greyed

Being teabagged (the victim of a person dropping their testicles on another for comedic value) unexpectedly by a person of feminine appearance.

Hey dude, did you hear what happened to Ev last night? That chick he took home Lady Greyed him. Lucky Ev likes surprises.

by CannaR December 11, 2019