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Columbian Fire Crickets

The act of spreading ones foreskin infront of the sparks coming off an angle grinder.
"I hear Jude is really into Columbian Fire Crickets."
by Blortlord May 1, 2025
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Map cricket

More commonly used as cricket is someone (usually is or is older than the legal age)who caters to pedophiles by acting like a child and usually does so by fetishize and infantilize east Asian culture I.e uses it as an aesthetic
*sees a video of a grown adult acting like a child*
F*cking cricket (or) ew map cricket
by Gritit July 29, 2021
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Cricket

A person that talks about you all day long but when you're around they have nothing to say
I saw David earlier at the store and he was hating on Ned. Then Ned came around the corner and David stopped talking real quick.....David is such a cricket...
by JonahWills May 29, 2022
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Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.
"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."
by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021
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Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”
Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket
by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019
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carolina swamp cricket

Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.
If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.
by Babyg98 May 12, 2018
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Cricket

The act of rubbing ones legs together after first entering the bed. Typically when it’s cold and you have just changed the sheets.
by Cricket804 December 29, 2019
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