california coolstick

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.

Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"

by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018

California Yellow

When a driver comes up to traffic light that just turned red, but proceeds to go anyways.

Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.

“Dude, as I was coming over I almost got totaled by a BMW doing a California Yellow.”

by linguisticlizard January 21, 2019

The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.

I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019

California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021

California Catjob

Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis

“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”

“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”

by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022

California Toothbrush

See penis.

Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*

by Jvk1166z June 29, 2019

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019