1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.
a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.
derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.
Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.
3. a support network
a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.
derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.
Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.
3. a support network
by clayhands December 9, 2010
Get the Sober Crowmug. A distant relative of the Tucan originally from central America, this particular species has been crossbreed into humans over hundreds of years and now blends in with the general human population. You can see how the evolution still resembles that of the original Tucan by observing the species from the side and taking note of its enlarged nose.
by Historian Crowe March 23, 2023
Get the Richard Crowemug. Look at that Crow right there
by Da_realest_1 April 30, 2024
Get the Crowmug. The most handsomest, pretty, freaky, funniest guy. You would die trying to find them. They are so rare.
by hannybanny July 27, 2021
Get the Charlie Crowemug. British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.
“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”
“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”
“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”
“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”
“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”
by Hexy TV November 5, 2019
Get the Crow FMmug. 
Maisie crow loves to get drunk and stoned all the time and she LOVES girls from liverpool she loves to die her hair a lot and everytime u see her it’s a different colour she is gorgous and love her sm
by Rebeccaballisgorg August 24, 2021
Get the Maisie crowmug.