Texas Tube Sock

When one shits and urinates in a large tube sock and beats someone over the face and/or any other body part of that person.

Jim really gave her a texas tube sock.

by thefunkyhomosapien August 3, 2009

texas caviar

A sexual act in which one partner eats an excess of assorted beans, salsa, and sweet corn, and then defecates onto the butt of his/her partner. The feces, typically runny, is then used as lubricant.

Yo, did you try Texas caviar with Elizabeth last night?

No bro, that shit's fucked up.

by Fifths fifths June 16, 2015

East Texas Gravy Boat

The act of pouring gravy inside a woman's vagina then placing in a biscuit and eating it out

I was so hungry and horny the other day my girlfriend let me have a East Texas Gravy Boat.

by Dr. DubWalker October 25, 2015

sulphur springs texas

the place that steals friends away:
its also a small town in texas and as of the 2000 census has 14,585 people in it

where did she move? oh sulphur springs texas. wheres that??? texas....

by CHeyyyeennnee March 18, 2011

Texas

The greatest state ever

hey yall lets move to Texas!!!!

by melanthex April 4, 2005

mckinney, texas

mac town = mckinney texas

man, did you hear mac town is the fastest growing city in the nation even though they continue to be #1 for High magazine?

by vera! February 22, 2005

texas penny

one hundred American dollars

Moe: I bet you a hundred dollars I can beat you at arm wrestling
Texan: A Texas penny it is

by lance... April 25, 2008