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talk-texting

when someone refuses to pick up the phone and call you. instead they want to text the whole conversation.
hey what are you doing this weekend?
going to __ you?
im not sure i wanted to see what your doing we should figure something out.
um ok why don't you just call me instead of talk-texting me???
by aniqueone July 7, 2010
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Poo Texting

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.
That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!
by VenerableBean July 6, 2011
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pink texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy new waterproof cell phones into the vagina, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift vibrator.
also see brown texting
Example 1:
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"

Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"
by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014
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stroke texting

writing a text message in perfect grammar up until the last sentance, in which the writer's grammar begins to deteriorate in order to fit the last few words into one textpage instead of going on to two text pages for the sake of a few characters.
i.e. shortening 'you' to 'u' and 'too' to '2'
"yeah man i just got some text from this bird, it was all like stroke texting towards the end"
by miaowmiaowmiaow February 24, 2009
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Tenting

Exactly the same as dogging but instead of doing it in a car you do it in a tent. Basically having sex in a tent whilst people watch, or maybe join in.
Erin: Me and john were walking though the woods and poeple were tenting.
Cath: whats tenting?
Erin: When you have sex in a tent and people watch or join in.
Cath: Did you join in?
Erin: ye john fucked the guy and i licker her clit. I LOVE TENTING
by Joshwinkle February 9, 2010
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sleep texting

when you say goodnight to a person through text then they respond to you with a question and you just have to reply.
person 1: okay well im going to sleep goodnight.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.
by texter1000 December 7, 2009
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Texting relationship

When a two people act like lovers over text but never talk in person. (Usually common in middle schoolers)
Person 1: Are you even dating Brittany anymore?
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*
by Sushioligy March 14, 2015
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