The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang

A playful nickname given to our often drunk and disorderly nextdoor neighbors by my jokester father to infuse a little dark humor into a pathetic regular occurrence in my early childhood.

Well, if it isn’t The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

t.d. or temporary dick

What some males will offer aka like friends with benefits or a one night stand. Its good dick but no love...no consistency with offering expressions of the 5 love languages, no potential ring 💍 no wedding dress. Its a piece of love not the whole pie. Opposite of p.d. Permanent dick.

She got that t.d. Or Temporary dick on speed dial.

He's just offering t.d. or temporary dick nothing permanent.

by phatmind January 1, 2016

Shirley Temple

A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.

That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.

by S21 May 25, 2009

Tempus Fuckit

(n) That moment in your life when you start letting yourself say "fuck" out loud, accompanying or resulting in a sudden, long-term or permanent increase in overall propensity to swear.

Typical age at tempus fuckit is between your mid-teens and mid-20s, but it can occur earlier or much later. No specific trigger required, but often follows a recent, persistent increase in the amount of stress in your daily life—learning to drive, experiencing a messy breakup, watching your first group project descend into a death spiral, taking a job in retail, etc. The requisite long-term effect means a tempus fuckit can only be identified well after the fact.

Children parroting someone else's cursing for the first time, without knowing what it means, are NOT having their tempus fuckit. An adult who says "fuck" once in their lives and then goes back to their normal selection of oaths has not had a tempus fuckit. The tempus fuckit is an informed, if not deliberate, decision that becomes a habit.

The tempus fuckit as a rite of passage is rather like your first hangover: a thing to joke or commiserate about, but not something to be proud of.

I think my tempus fuckit happened sometime back when I was teaching myself to code. It's funny because when I was a kid I thought "god" was a dirty word; now, if my rubber ducky were alive, its ears would be bleeding.

by nerdnerdburger October 17, 2018

culturo-temporal

culture in relation to time.

if everyone followed the norm there would be a culturo-temporal deadlock

by Alexander D'Arata-Newby August 29, 2003

sacred templars

A Runescape Clan Forged In The Name Of Honour

omfg wtf we just got ownt by da sacred templars

by Zezimads August 21, 2006

Masonic Temple

A social club for monotheistic men that gives much to valuable charitable social causes.

The secrecy in modern Masonry is really irrelevant. It is simply a leftover from Masonry's past. The Masons get their name from the fact that they were LITERAL stone & mortar masons who built temples to the Supreme God. Later, they became guardians of these temples. Contrary to many religious groups and their teachers, the Masonic Temple views Mazda, Yahweh, Jesus and Allah as just being different names for the SAME PERSON. Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Christianity and Islam are seen more as different DENOMINATIONS of the same true religion, rather than as separate religions. Although some Masons have been led astray throughout history, True Masons want to protect all of these monotheistic religions from harm, which sometimes comes from their sibling religious groups! Yes, some got involved in the Crusades, but, most have set out to keep the peace among all monotheists, and among all people in general.

by The Master Mason August 11, 2006