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ted aka teddy weddy is one kf my bffs and rhey can cancel me at any moment but they decide not to
suga: omg ted remeber ur cumbur era
ted: omg no never speak of that era AGAIN!!!! 😡😡😡😡
by sugaboogerstink July 3, 2023
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the kid ted

About become one of the biggest rappers in the world he will hit 1billon followers on Spotify and Instagram in just one decade his first release album will be through the years featuring all the rappers in the world
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Son of Ted Bundy

An insult to an person who you think is very devilish. Even more devilish than some of the kids in Supernanny!
by Nino the rapper April 10, 2020
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Ted Nugent

When you have sex with a hot underage girl (jailbait) on a county fair stage while wearing camo and a Republican pin. At the same time, you're choaking her (stranglehold) and breathing in the scent of her wet panties on your face, i.e. "wango tango."
Dude, did you see that guy giving that high school chick the Ted Nugent last night? It almost makes me want to vote for the fucktard.
by PubeMafia11 July 1, 2024
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Pulling a Ted

When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.
Dam dude Teds pulling a Ted on us tonight smh
by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020
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Ted

The sharpest guy you’ll ever meet

Perfect with a Bella

Life was better in Australia
Fans: “Looking sharp ted”
by SharpTed July 15, 2022
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Fort Ted

"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"
by wazzcock September 11, 2022
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