Ol' Ted Turneranoud

- noun
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.

Putting laxatives in the other canidates water and accidentally ending up drinking that water because that candiate switched them. Then shitting all over your trousers on national television on CNN. Ol' Ted Turneranoud happens the worlds know about it.

by AFrogers March 2, 2009

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Ted

The sharpest guy you’ll ever meet

Perfect with a Bella

Life was better in Australia

Fans: “Looking sharp ted”

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Pulling a Ted

When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.

Dam dude Teds pulling a Ted on us tonight smh

by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020

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Ted Nugent

A really awesome musician. Don't let the fact that he's a godawful human stop you from enjoying him.

Ted Nugent may be a racist, draft-dodging pedophile, but you can't deny he's absolutely outstanding.

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The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023

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