owl taxidermy

The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.

Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.

by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021

Maxi taxied

When you take 2 guys in the front and 10 in the back.

"How was your night last night?"

"It was amazing, went to a party and got completely Maxi Taxied"

by PyroDiction April 2, 2022

Sudbury tuxedo

A plaid heavy shirt style jacket (AKA Lumberjack Shirt) worn by working folk in Northern places when it's too cold for just shirtsleeves, but too warm for a full coat (or it's mid winter, but you're just out for a smoke before rejoining the boys).

Kev's wearin' his best Sudbury Tuxedo tonight! Must be up fer some curling!

by The Scooter King April 2, 2022

Windy Taxes

A Portuguese saying that rhymes in that language. Used to symbolize when you've made a great mistake.

< Windy Taxes! You've completely ruined this cake! >

by Windy Taxes April 14, 2022

Ranger Takedown

Noun. A typically non-lethal, close-range move applied by New California Republic rangers of Fallout fame. The most common method consists of backing up, stopping completely, and quickly if not immediately preforming a leg sweep or full-palm strike. Can be used to trip opponents or otherwise send them flying backwards. Take care not to break your wrist attempting the latter maneuver.

I got raided by some Legionaries and had to pull a ranger takedown on their asses and run. Damn that Caesar.

by extremely aggressive mailman May 21, 2022

European Tuxedo

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.

Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"

by Vale Beleren July 30, 2022

File taxes

To masterbate

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day

by AndyisBrilliant August 2, 2022