Open table

Calls for a celebration with the person who has to open table pays for the meals or drinks.

"I received my appointment!"
" Well, open table tonight then!"

by Lordraja December 14, 2018

Table broken

To have manners in public. To act with home training. To act like you got some damn sense. To act like you were raised.

That bitch sitting in the chair at a restaurant indian style must not be table broken.

by 1977 blackmagic April 13, 2019

Table tumor

Being fat with a big belly

Look at joe, he like to eat at the buffet that’s why he’s got a table tumor.

by 6ftIslandgirl December 30, 2017

table turner

Someone who has so many sex slaves, they fuck every night, and day.

Devin is a table turner.

by Lol Poor Tabke turner September 27, 2017

table dick

Table dick is a severe physical disorder that causes your dick to look like a table only 1 out of 1,000,000,000 pepole have this disorder

dude did u know jerry has a table dick

by Fuck a twig April 7, 2017

table saw

A combination of the terms table, meaning a horizontal plane on which to engage in coitus, and saw, being an acronym for "Short and Wide". The meaning is to engage in sexual intercourse with an obese midget, doing so on a table.

Woah dude, do you hear about Austin doing the table saw?

by GeneralDiabeetus September 18, 2016

The Table Flip

When you just finished hate fucking a girl, doggy style, and you flip her off of your cock, forcing her into a somersault.

Yo, I used The Table Flip on my X after giving her one last ride! She rolled off the bed!

by Sirup January 23, 2021