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They're trying to divide us!

Anything that isn't incest cult = division.

Retard "They're trying to divide us!"

Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"

Retard "That's not my problem."

Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "Huh?"

Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"

Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"

Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"

Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"

Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"

Retard "That's your problem!"

Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"

Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."

Retard "China's gonna getcha!"

Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."

Retard "Russia is... Bad."

Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."

Retard "They're dividing us though."

Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."

Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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Tri-Cities recycle men it's exactly what it says all the women here in Tri-Cities recycle their men over and over and over again
Dam bitch you all try city's recycle men

didn't you already fuck and dated that same dude you and your friends and her x who's now your x all last week
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are you trying to be my girl

madison are you trying to be my girl??
come over.
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trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.
Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
or

when some one really, really hates you.
by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018
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Trying

Adjective: someone who constantly tries someone’s patience, I.e. push their buttons
Person one: “I’m trying!”
Person two: “You’re very fucking trying!”
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A person who tries to be/act/look funny in internet are 99% of the time people who use a word or emoji/smiley face in funny youtube videos or in other things.

This is a bit hard to explain but if you could read my mind you would understand what i want to say.
Example:a dude creates a video with the goal of look like a complete troll who draws badly drawn things purposely,in the comment section of the said video a dude says "this...this is art"
Example 2:A try not to laugh challenge or a suposely funny video.a dude in the comment section puts the time set on a part of the video he finds "funny" then he puts a smiley face in order to look "funny",like: Mr.im(not)funny: 05:20 "Yeey" :D. "oh look im trying to look funny in internet"
by MWAsura August 17, 2017
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