Tolkien nerd

One who has read every single Tolkien book and know every damn thing about it. And God forbid if you don't know as much as they do. They can get really nasty.

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by Bill June 26, 2004

Toledo'd

Toledo'd-when you get your ass ripped for bitching about getting notifications cause your too stupid to hit the edit settings button in the upper right hand corner.

Rick Toledo commented "I'm so sick of these notifications... wahh wahh wahh... how do i shut them off?

The Hater Ball's response was not pretty, and included over 450 comments of hatred.

You've been Toledo'd bitch.

by RickToledo March 5, 2011

poo toll

Another word for Loo roll. The price you pay for taking a dump.

Heather said to Steph 'Damn we gotta pay the poo toll'
Hannah says 'We run outa loo roll?'

by LoLG January 17, 2013

toledo mudhen

The act of taking a dump on your partner's chest during sex. However it differs from a cleveland steamer, mainly by the texture of the aforementioned dump. If it is runny and nasty like a summer day in Toledo, then you have yourself a Toledo Mudhen.

I meant to leave the Cleavland Steamer, but I had a giant burrito and a milk shake for lunch, so she got the Toledo Mudhen instead.

by PlayaHaight August 1, 2006

Toledo Toboggan

A group of close friends partakes in a special 4-way. This maneuver is optimal in a locker room on a bench. The young lass should also have large breasts. The woman lays on the bench with her head tilted back over the edge, she is then fucked by one of the men while another takes a sweet sweet blowjob. The third man will then proceed to drive his wagon train through the woman's mountain pass (fuck her tits). When the time all three men create a snow storm on her face.

Me and my two friends totally gave Ethel the old Toledo Toboggan last night.

by Constable and the Mosquito May 5, 2009

tollet

What Southerners call a toilet.

Steve did you clean the tollet since you blew it up?

by Aphik December 30, 2009

Toll Gate

A fugly/fat hoe whose only function in life is to act as a pathway to her attractive friends.

Tim: I saw you hanging out with that fat wreck Sarah on the weekend, what's up with that?

James: She's a Toll Gate buddy, i'm only in it for her friends!

by Jack Pearson June 7, 2007