A piece of toast that has been ejaculated on by many males, to be consumed by whoever shot the smallest load.
by Ted McCall May 3, 2004
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Sometimes is not up with the new lingo.
Sometimes is not up with the new lingo.
"Man, i'd tap that guy so fast."
"You'd what that guy?"
"Man Jess, you're as dumb as toast."
"Fo sho."
"You'd what that guy?"
"Man Jess, you're as dumb as toast."
"Fo sho."
by Julian R. October 12, 2005
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1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.
2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.
3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.
2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.
3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.
by Herman Fowler January 13, 2003
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Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
by dexi March 1, 2010
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This originates from my mothers' explanation about the smell of toast in and around her home. It turns out that her new neighbours are spreading the notion that, because the street is built overlooking a British civil war battleground, the smell of toast is a remnant of the troops cooking breakfast before the battle a few hundred years in the past. In essence, the smell is described as being 17th century civil war ghost toast.
This originates from my mothers' explanation about the smell of toast in and around her home. It turns out that her new neighbours are spreading the notion that, because the street is built overlooking a British civil war battleground, the smell of toast is a remnant of the troops cooking breakfast before the battle a few hundred years in the past. In essence, the smell is described as being 17th century civil war ghost toast.
"All birthmarks on your body are from wounds received in previous lives" stated Linda.
"I'm calling Ghost toast on that one" replied Dan
I smell ghost toast
I'm not taking one more bite of your absolute ghost toast
That's utter ghost toast
"I'm calling Ghost toast on that one" replied Dan
I smell ghost toast
I'm not taking one more bite of your absolute ghost toast
That's utter ghost toast
by EarthFromObserver February 2, 2014
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