Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)
Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.
Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.
by misstara007 August 27, 2021
I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.
by couchplanter October 27, 2010
During anal or vaginal sex, you force the receivers head down onto the ground and go into a plank being supported by only you hand on your partners head and your penis inside your partner.
Hey dude, have you noticed that Stacy has been walking weird today?
Oh yeah, John was Planting the flag last night.
Oh damn. Do you know how long he held it?
He said he held it fro 12 seconds but I doubt it.
Damn.
Oh yeah, John was Planting the flag last night.
Oh damn. Do you know how long he held it?
He said he held it fro 12 seconds but I doubt it.
Damn.
by *Screaming in Russian* April 02, 2020
To put music in a music playing device
And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.
And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.
by ElCapitan November 04, 2004
A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors.
by TheoCosby March 20, 2003
Planted can be a code word for stoned, or in other words, high off of weed. It’s used to disguise more obvious words.
by sappysardene August 13, 2021
New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.
Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!
Bro what the fuck are you talking about
Bro what the fuck are you talking about
by TeleKamptiA October 08, 2022