by greasypoo22 September 15, 2022

When you stay on a piece of cardio equipment far longer than you normally would have to keep someone from turning the TV in from of you to Fox News
"Man, I was on that elliptical trainer for an hour doing s Gym Marathon just so no one would tune the TV onto Fox News."
by da Chetster February 20, 2018

A type of Incel that gets no women's attention and has no clue how to talk with women, but with a twist.
First, this type of Incel usually works on himself to become the best version of himself, and usually they do these activities.
-Participates in Looksmaxxing
-Goes to the gym
-Takes care of himsel
-Does edging
-Takes daily showers
Sigma Incels also don't hate women; it's just the opposite. They love women, and they don't blame women for the reason they are single.
Most of them could easily pull a woman because they are usually handsome and very nice guys.
First, this type of Incel usually works on himself to become the best version of himself, and usually they do these activities.
-Participates in Looksmaxxing
-Goes to the gym
-Takes care of himsel
-Does edging
-Takes daily showers
Sigma Incels also don't hate women; it's just the opposite. They love women, and they don't blame women for the reason they are single.
Most of them could easily pull a woman because they are usually handsome and very nice guys.
Sigma Gym Incel 1: Yo bro, that girl over there, she is SO cute. Look at that GYATTTT. I even saw that she was staring at me multiple times.
Sigma gym incel 2: GOD DAYYYYUMMMM THAT GYATTT IS UNREAL BUT IT'S NO GOOD, bro. We both don't know what to say to her; we have never talked to a woman before.
Both Sigma Gym Incels continue to stare at females, hoping they would come approach them, but as usual, it never happens.
and they both continue to live in loneliness forever.
Sigma gym incel 2: GOD DAYYYYUMMMM THAT GYATTT IS UNREAL BUT IT'S NO GOOD, bro. We both don't know what to say to her; we have never talked to a woman before.
Both Sigma Gym Incels continue to stare at females, hoping they would come approach them, but as usual, it never happens.
and they both continue to live in loneliness forever.
by xxracth54xx November 20, 2023

The random bursts of colourful language which are screamed at someone who is struggling with weights or exercise within a gym environment.
by Mr. Awesome Jr. August 21, 2013

The motion people do when they're shaking up a protein powder in water/milk and they jerk the bottle everywhere
by InHoc Urban June 8, 2015

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.
by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023

Gym gooners are people who spend too much time in the gym, often flexing in front of mirrors or filming themselves. Instead of focusing on their own workouts, they usually walk around correcting others' form. They tend to ego lift and survive on three core steroid-based meals a day
They love machines and criticize free weight
But often lacks functional strength and have aesthetic only body thanks to steroids
They love machines and criticize free weight
But often lacks functional strength and have aesthetic only body thanks to steroids
Ayo bro , Look at that gym gooner trying to lift that massive weight just to impress chicks
All pain no gain
Bro either gonna shit on his pants or snap his tendon
All pain no gain
Bro either gonna shit on his pants or snap his tendon
by Why.Filipino.smell.Likeshit May 12, 2025
