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Tennessee charcuterie board

When you have been working in the Tennessee sun for 3 or more days without a shower. Have a girl give you a BJ and scrape her teeth/braces across your penis while running her fingers along the crease between your leg and balls collecting the mix of dry dick skin and the putrid nut cheese and using it to flavor her BJ for you. A "plus" if the resulting teeth scraping results in blood being drawn to heighten the meat and cheese flavor.
"After working in the field all week, Sarah was so horny when I got home, I didn't even have time to shower and I gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."
by Falco21 February 15, 2025
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Tennessee gold rush

When you and your woman get drunk,pass out and you piss the bed and roll her to your side of the bed. She wakes up thinking she done it.
Josh got so drink he gave Lisa the Tennessee gold rush.
by Mellonballar March 23, 2017
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West Tennessee most finest

Just nothing but 💩📦’s but they’ll fuck yo bitch in da backseat and run yo shit
Watch out for the west Tennessee most finest they’ll take yo girl and wallet
by Tennessee most finest August 25, 2020
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Tennessee Handshake

Sitting on your hand until it's numb and then proceeding to using the other one to jerk off with the numb hand.
Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.
by Kinney Olaso August 18, 2024
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Tennessee haircut

Is when a girls pussy is so tight it pulls out some of your dickhair when thrusting.
The girl last night must have been a virgin because she gave me a Tennessee Haircut.
by Wallis231 October 13, 2021
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Tennessee Squat

When you eat something really spicy and then go back to your hotel in tennessee and have an awful shit, stinking the entire room.
He tried the work's hottest gummy bear and had to have the Tennessee Squat.
by cacaferrocarril April 20, 2023
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Tennessee Airport layover

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
I hear people always bragging about how tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging
by FJB FKH November 6, 2022
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