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English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
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youtube teacher

Noun. A teacher who shows youtube videos and then simply repeats what the youtube videos said for the rest of the class period.
Youtube clip: You will notice that the ancient idea of a Golden Ratio can be applied to many things today such as chocolate bars and iphones

Teacher: You will notice that the ancient idea of a Golden Ratio can be applied to many things today such as chocolate bars and iphones

Students: Wow, he is such a youtube teacher.
by User4857 July 25, 2012
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Keyboard Teacher

People who write long answers to simple basic questions online to feel important
Hey man did you see that Keyboard Teacher on Quora
by Rustyshaklefoed January 17, 2021
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Englishish Teacher

"English" Teachers in a foreign country mainly in Asia who are not from a country where their mother tongue is English. They are some shade of white and somehow have their employer fooled that they are from North America, Australia, or the UK.
Student: Damnit, not another Englishish teacher.
Mom: You mean English Teacher right?
Student: No I mean Englishlish because he is not from America, Canada, UK, or Australia. He is from Belarus. Where the hell is Belarus!?
by ursaggybutt101 March 8, 2017
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Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.
“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”
by Fluffu_ December 2, 2021
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witch teacher

A stupid bitch that has no life usually picking little kids bum holes for fun. a rare witch teacher has black and white hair mixed, common with black and epic pokemon with white
what a witch teacher, is she a rare tho?
by kevin the nerd1 November 6, 2017
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Teachers nerd

A racial slur for everyone called eoighan.
Saying it will make them cry for nine days.
Also it means they dare their science teacher
“Hey eoinghy your a teachers nerd

“T-t-thank you UwU
by 2&2&/!:€/&292& September 13, 2021
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