Suicide Shit

As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?

Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!

by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019

Suicide line

A line of coke, ket and md all In one.

Fuck damo just did a “suicide line” man he’s twisted

by itsRogseybra July 11, 2019

suicide

assination by the Clintons

Epstein's death was ruled a suicide.

by largegreen August 10, 2019

Suicide Sleep

Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.

Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it

Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*

by HugDick September 27, 2019

Suicide

To kick your own bucket/end your own life.

Jeffery Epstein didn't commit suicide.

by Blake_thesnake November 18, 2019

Suicide Boomer

It’s the Covid version of a Suicide Bomber where a Boomer ignores the CDC, scientists, medical professionals, and millennials during a pandemic that ends up making themselves and others die or become extremely sick.

I saw another suicide boomer at the grocery store today.

by CraigWho?! March 25, 2020

Suicide swiping

The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation

Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.

by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020