De-Stone

This is the time after you smoke a joint to enjoy your buzz before you have to get up and perform some task, like, doing the dishes, taking out the garbage, taking a shower, just about anything but sit and enjoy the buzz.

Tom said "Suzy, it's time for the dog to go out." Suzy replied," I'll do it after I de-stone for awhile."

by The Prince of Smoke November 16, 2010

and i was stoned

Added to the end of a stupid excuse to make the excuse seem slightly better than what it is worth.

Will: Why'd you put that up on facebook.
Ed:Because it's funny.
Will:...
Ed:(realizing the seriousness) and i was stoned

by Ghost2human May 15, 2010

Stone Hill Middle School

Stone Hill Middle School is located in Ashburn Virginia also known as “CASHburn”, where if your house cost less than $500,000 then it’s considered “ghetto”. This school is full of curry munching try hard cunts. The students here normally cry there faces off when receiving below a 97 on a math test. It’s a hard life to be a while kid at stone hill because you must get all A’s and B’s or or considered slow. Let’s not forget stone hills famous line “OFF AND AWAY” were if you have your phone out it gets taken away by the school for three whole weeks!!! Also, our nutty eighth grade civics teacher and previous stripper hold a nice place in stone hills staff.

Ben: “you go to Stone Hill Middle School?”

Mark: “more like stone hell”

by AvocadoTANKS!! January 27, 2019

stone over

When you smoke so much weed or some amazing weed and you wake up the next morning your still high.

Yah man, after that fat sack last night I woke up this mornin with a stone over.

by G dubs May 17, 2006

Stoned

1. The highest form of "spacing out" known to man, normally comes after smoking enough marijuana.

2. The third part in a three part cycle during the smoking of marijuana/pot (buzzed, high, stoned). Generally the weirdest point, where even the lines dividing lanes on the road can become the most interesting thing you've ever seen. Also that can be included as side effects random laughing, munchies, and just overall spaced out.

1. I was so stoned that I just stared at the T.V. for 3 hours straight not realizing what the fuck was going on around me.

2. "Yo, Tim did you get stoned man?"

"Hellz yeah, I couldn't help but stare at your family portrait for two hours while just sporadically laughing my ass off. Damn that picture must have a spell on it or some shit."

3. "So like I was saying, wait, what was I saying?"

by RAWR...Lolz April 13, 2009

Stone the Crows

Shock, surprise, Awe

Stone the crows where did you come from. Or Stone the crows the plane crashed

by Byron February 7, 2004

Stoned

D: all of the above

When your friend is able to convince you hes a vampire so you beat him with a stick.

"no dude your not a fuckin vampire quit it... oh shit dude maybe you are wtf get the fuck away ahhh shit"

by one stonned ass motherfucker May 26, 2004