Shrinkage

Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.

I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!

by Mr_Shlaapu November 25, 2018

shrinikesh

Hot Handsome man with kind heart and is a professional gamer and a rapper. He is also known as a ladies man...

He is such a Shrinikesh...

by D3vi1 July 4, 2019

cock shrine

a shrine, for cock. 'nuff said

mike doesn't know what to say. cock shrine.

by Garrett Frances Kaiser July 5, 2008

shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

cock on a string

A large dog, that since it was a puppy, has been kept on a short leash and never let out, only being fed large amounts of raw beef while being kicked in the balls and shouted at.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.

"You seen Brian's new cock on a string?"
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."

by Sigoejner September 28, 2006

string bikini

1. A bikini in which there is a string in the butt like a thong;no full piece of bikini in the butt.

She wore a string bikini, it was like she was in a thong.

by gjksdhgdskl;ghfdgh July 13, 2006

one string banjo

organ with a single banjo string, ie the penis

Kyle: What were you up to last night?
James: I was playing my guitar
Kyle: Yeah? are you sure it wasn't the one string banjo, u tosser

by spankypants52 May 4, 2009