Shrek and Fiona

Mythical creatures

Shrek and Fiona are the world hottest couple 6 years running

by Shreky April 22, 2021

Shrek and Fiona

"Shrek and Fiona are in fact mythical creatures." states the cheif of the balakuda tribe "we have blessed and prayed to the ogre gods Shrek and Fiona for hundreds of years now"

I want to be some mythical creachers when I grow up so I will be Shrek and Fiona.

by the mythical creachurs expert April 28, 2021

Shrek

A master piece and if you call it otherwise you are probably a living stone cus that oger is a masterpiece

Guy 1:shrek is a master piece
Guy 2:no it sucks
Guy 1:*loads glock*10 seconds to run

by Memerboiiiiiiii April 28, 2021

Shrek

Shrek is Shrek

“Shrek is hot”

by Diccrack May 2, 2021

shrek cum

a green substance that looks like cum which comes from Shrek himself.

be aware that shrek cum can be dangerus

ur drink looks like shrek cum

by This guy the dude May 3, 2021

shreksome

some idiot combined wholesome with shrek

i mean shit fuck uhh its like wholesome but better idfk

joe: ur shreksome
joe mama: whats shreksome
shreksome deez nuts idfk

by quietkidig May 6, 2021

shrek

hot green slimy sexy dude

i wanna f*ck shrek

by shrek da hottie May 23, 2021