Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.

Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.

by Qufad January 25, 2015

G-Stomp

Abbreviation for Goomba Stomp. The total and complete dominance over a n00b in the realm of gaming, akin to the act of Mario squashing a goomba underfoot.

Yo brohammer, did you me 4-stock that button masher in Smash? I totally G-Stomp'd that n00b.

by TheMadler January 17, 2012

Ronful Stomp

The utter domination of your forces in a battle.

"BRO YOU JUST GOT RONFUL STOMPED"

by aitomic December 9, 2021

Glob Stomping

When a person ruins someone elses hopes and dreams.

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?

by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011

Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man

by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024

Blaffle Stomp

When you receive a blumpkin while in the shower and then you waffle stomp the shit down the drain.

“Dude, I hopped in the shower and received a blaffle stomp”

by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024

Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.

"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!

by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010