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Waffle Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and decide to stomp on the turd to mash it down the drain.
I don’t buy toilet paper anymore, I just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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Gator Stomping

When a bunch of rednecks from a small town go out on boats late at night and stomp the heads of alligators for sport to stun them.
Hey man, wanna drink some beer and go gator stomping?

Yea! Let's be stupid and risk losing our leg! What fun!
by Kloey_Phaith May 2, 2019
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Rooster Stomped

While using a sniper in Call of Duty, You run and Halo jump then shove the barrel into the opponent to where its impossible to miss the shot.
Screw quick scoping, that noob just got rooster stomped!
by ndpendent November 5, 2011
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Granola Stomp

The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.

Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.

Usually a one time experimental experience.
I would totally granola stomp that chick.

I had a granola stomp last night.
by a-letto March 19, 2021
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Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
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Gator Stomp

When you stomp some skinny crackhead’s brain into a drain.
by DaddyWithTheNUT September 28, 2020
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mississippi cock stomp

When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix
by Fannylips April 21, 2018
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