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sticky rice

Arguably the least desired, least attractive and most unpleasant minority within a minority, sticky rice are gay Asian males who profess to only feel attracted to other Asian males. This alleged and exclusive same-race attraction can have many origins and varies on an individual basis. Sadly, ethnocentrism among sticky rice is often associated with extreme feelings of bitterness and perceived social persecution, much like sentiments felt in the extreme elements of the "Black Power" communities. Sticky rice standards for attractiveness are also notoriously low (making their dishonest claims that potato queens are "pathetic" ring hollow), as anyone who has read their message boards or chat rooms will attest. Further, adult sticky rice often chase young teenage Asian males, rendering disingenuous their claims of "sick" age disparities between Asian/White couples. Often racist, bitter "stickies" will attempt to bash potato queen males because the potato queens have zero romantic interest in the generally less attractive sticky rice. One needs only to read some of the member-supplied potato queen definitions from the grammatically-challenged Asian "stickies" to see this. Rarely original or engaging on a personal basis (though exceptions always exist), sticky rice often try to adopt Black and hip hop culture (especially slang words) as a way to express their ethnic "AZN" pride or to gain some masculinity and toughness. Simply put, sticky rice are usually the gay Asian males that no one wanted, neither other Asian males nor whites. They deserve our sympathy and our kindness, not our ridicule; it is hard enough not being wanted and they should not be isolated any further.
Person 1: "Why does he only hang out with Asians and always look so unhappy all the time?"
Person 2: "He's sticky rice and bitter from all the rejection. Poor guy."
Person 1: "Too bad. He complains all the time that other Asian guys aren't attracted to him, but it isn't hard to see why they aren't. He's a huge racist himself!"
by NiceTennisGuy April 2, 2005
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Sticky Sesh

The act of sticking your dick inside a peanut butter jar and then fucking the crevice between two couch cushions, immediately after.
Robby: "Yo Randy, what are you up to today?"
Randy: "I don't know man... the wife and kids are out for the day. I think it might be time for a good ol' sticky sesh"
Robby: "Home you have a leather couch..."
by StickySteve69 May 29, 2018
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sticky tape

A bitch who won't get off your junk even when you rip her off.
Man this bitch was at the bar trying to sticky tape me while I was mackin on this fine ho
by Skeetonyourgrill July 8, 2016
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Sticky Suzie

During intercoarse, cum on the face of your partner, proceed to rub the cum all over their face, then take anything that blows hot air and use it on your partners face, drying the cum and making your partners face sticky
So i fucking her and then i pulled a sticky Suzie
by Cancer_patient_101 October 16, 2019
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Sticky Santa

A term used when you ejaculate all over your own chin. Notably known in the street of Cherry Vale in Preston.
Oh no, I just nutted all over my chin now I’m a sticky Santa. Grrrrrrr
by MysteriousPenguin January 24, 2019
mugGet the Sticky Santamug.

Sticky aidan

when you so fat ur girl cant find yo hog in the rolls of fat so she rubs your fat rolls and you cum as you've never been touched before.
She tried giving me a blow job but i ended up with a sticky aidan
by duck_sucker34 August 17, 2022
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Sticky Bill

The evil cousin of the Wet Willy and Dry William. A Sticky Bill is when an unsuspecting person has a finger coated in the sticky substance of your choosing inserted into their ear.
So Joe just gave Zach a Sticky Bill and I don't think Zach is ever going to talk to him again. This could be a #metoo moment.
by fisterroboto6969 March 30, 2018
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