Statusoli

• The typical guy who updates his status like a train

• Someone or everyone who addicted to update status

Statusholic

• He is a statusoli.
• Statusoli want the photoes of famous people.

by R'fangilam January 7, 2020

duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 26, 2006

cab status

A state of intoxication so severe that not even walking home is an option.

Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn't even walk so we had to put him in a cab to get home.

by pummy April 29, 2009

worm status

A status on Facebook with no sex, no relationship status, and no interest in anyone of the opposite or same sex.

I am changing my profile back to "worm status" as I was getting too many annoying sidebar ads for dating sites.

by nahla1212 December 18, 2009

Instant Statusing

To have a conversation via your friends facebook status.

I was gonna call this hot broad on the phone, but I'm too nervous. I'll just start a conversation by instant statusing her.

by SSabatino97391 February 5, 2010

Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.

Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.

by Dj really real February 13, 2010

beefcake status

when men show off their ripped arms and perfect abs, especially in pictures.

henry: who want's to see my sexy abs, ya?
-girls scream as he takes off his shirt-
-girl in the corner-: beefcake status.

by imknownbymanynames June 16, 2010