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Mad as a spoon

Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.
A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.
by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008
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shit spoon

One who maliciously meddles or intrudes into other people's affairs or business.
That shit spoon Dovie sure likes to stir the shit.
by Robster Dean June 26, 2008
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Spoon Rape

When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position.
"HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"
by Spoon Rape Victim June 3, 2009
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active spooning

Tank and scooby spent the evening active spooning!
by Dr. Fast April 22, 2006
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Spoon butt

A butt that looks like a spoon and or acorn. You can find spoon butts in the wild ranging anywhere from the obese to mothers or just straight up grannies. Woah.
Billy: hey jon is that your mom?
Jon: yeah?
Billy: damn son she got an extreme spoon butt!
by Dogsweaterr June 21, 2014
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Spoon cooker

A drug addict who injects heroin from a hot spoon heated by a lighter.
Someone call an ambulance! That's spoon cooker needs the narcan!
by RICER RYYYYYY August 24, 2017
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reckless spooning

A nude genitalia to ass horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying fuck that they are aligned head to feet.
Jim caught Sarah and Todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as fuck.
by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017
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