dessert spoon 

Hayley Kiyoko loves a dessert spoon. It's a spoon held by greatness, gives people hope.

"I looove a dessert spoon!" "Gives me hope."- Hayley Kiyoko

dessert spoon by richyouth11 June 18, 2018

to spoon the goose 

to not turn your back on an opportunity but to embrace it.

We are all happy that Sally and Erica decided to spoon the goose and host the morning radio show on Triple J.

to spoon the goose by baby8dingo July 17, 2020

Gag me with a spoon 

a phrase used to describe how unpleasant a situation may be

Hey jess, remember when you dated Evans?

Yeah, gag me with a spoon.

Gag me with a spoon by mustachio&jessica May 25, 2009

Comically Large Spoon

Haha spoon big

Comically large spoon make me do the laugh.

Comically Large Spoon by TheMintyButt July 6, 2020

car-spoon

Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.

"I would've made it here sooner, but a couple of douches were car-spooning at the crosswalk."

car-spoon by userbits March 14, 2007

beta spoon 

When two people spoon, this is the person in front. Also known as the little spoon, they compliment the alpha spoon.

He's tall and I'm small, so I usually wind up as the beta spoon.

beta spoon by undefinedsymbol January 22, 2009

meat spoon 

The human penis.

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"

meat spoon by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009