Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling pulling out? Just splurge and slurp.

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

Burp ‘N’ Slurp

When you burp on a guys dick and slurp it back up

Jessica just gave Jarquisse a good ole burp ‘N’ slurp.

by Augie Sue January 11, 2019

Pink Sock Slurpee

When a sexual partner prolapses one's anus and begins to suck on the leftover pink sock.

Babe after you're finished up in the front why don't you move to the back and give me a pink sock slurpee.

by Pink Sock lover January 23, 2021

Bloody cum slurper

Committed to pleasure , primal in the level passion they are eager to prove to a deserver partner who reciprocates the enthusiasm and willingness to go above and beyond the call of servicing that booty . Nasty to someone who hasn't been motivated to prove they are willing to lock, such, swallow , receive , bury , or tastes the bodily fluids of the person they want to demonstrate they are willing to show no fear in trying to how commitment rarely if ever shared between couples . Eating a pussy mid menstrual cycle and causing a woman to achieve a crime scene worthy body rocking orgasm gives high dick slangin confidence and a female that swallow a hard bloody dick and drains semen then blows a bubble with it she's a keeper u can always go deeper in . So enjoy and Don't fuck it up .

Bloody cum slurper aka best dick ever ! Definition of a dick doing good as defined by women worldwide Female hormones during they period make them Nutt into coma , bleeding , Cummings, slurping all that up overwhelms females . I will be my girls kryptonite , bloody cum slurpin best dick ever trophy winner .

by Han $olo October 2, 2021

cum slurpy

A man who secretly sucks the cum off his hands when finished masturbating in the living room with company over while watching swimsuit models on cable.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.

His wife exclaimed, " Wow, I can't believe I married a Cum Slurpy ! "

When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.

by speckled platypus May 24, 2010

Slurp noise

Slurp is the sound you make in an awkward situation, to break tension. Slurp is also used to piss people off.*SLURP* < make the noise.

Slurp noise:
Person1: Yo man, i did'nt get any sleep last night, my sister was slamming the door!

Person2: *SLURP*

by Bambi7 January 6, 2010

Slurpies

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

by Bartles June 6, 2013