Louisiana log splitter

A terrifying finishing move in the gritty underground anything goes wrestling scene. One half Boston crab, one half rectal wrecking fury that leaves the opponant with Vietnam style flash backs for years to come.

I really thought Johnny was going to win that match, until Jeff got him in the Louisiana log splitter!

by Bowling ball bag Bob July 28, 2021

lane splitting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who suffers from a fistula.

I only date chicks from third-world countries with sub-standard medical care because I can't even get it up unless I'm lane splitting.

by worst_thing_ive_done_today June 24, 2009

splatter

When you vomit, & the puke goes in every direction.

Jade is pregnant & going through morning sickness. This morning, she splattered ALL over the place before she could even make it to the toilet.

by Candy Grandpre April 6, 2008

splatter platter

Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.

Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.

by Jorge queso October 22, 2010

Slotted

When someone is in deep sleep.

Guy1: Damn I was tired asl
Guy 2: yea nigga you was slotted

by Essemac December 6, 2018

Turd Splitter

An effort to describe someone's ass.

Just think about it and you will get the drift....

Man look at the size of that chic's turd splitter!

by December Jade December 26, 2007

splitting the nugget

The act in anall sex

can't u catch aids easier by splitting the nugget?

by benjy11 August 7, 2010