The act of draining ones vaginal discharge into the bell of a trumpet, whilst one continues to play thus trumpet using ones buttocks to produce enough air pressure to continue on spraying his or partner(s) in the face.
The buds and I were splatterhorning last night!
by Duncan McClure May 23, 2009
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Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.
Tim: Mind over Splatter?
Mike: You know it.
Tim: Mind over Splatter?
Mike: You know it.
by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009
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In quantum erotics, a slattern determinant is an expression for the ravefunction of a many-femmeion system, which by construction satisfies the Poly principle.
The Whortree-Fuck method assumes that the exact, N-body ravefunction of the system can be approximated by a single slattern determinant (in the case where the entities are femmeions) or by a single permanent (in the case of hosons) of N spun-orbitals.
by Daron Sykes December 7, 2006
Get the slattern determinant mug.to totally bone your girlfriend. And then as you pull out you totally blow your load onto her privates slat. so you jack on her slat. i asked her to let me do that nut she said "There's no way."
by i3D_Envy August 21, 2009
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Get the slatered mug.1. Small aerodynamic surfaces on the leading edge of an airplane wing which, when deployed, allow the wing to operate at a higher angle of attack.
2. Pussy lips. By analogy to calling them flaps. See? flaps... slats... Now... flaps everybody understands, but *slats*?... Gimme a break!... Please don't call your girlfriend's pussy lips *slats* if you don't want to sound awfully nerdy, or unless you both work at Lockheed-Martin.
2. Pussy lips. By analogy to calling them flaps. See? flaps... slats... Now... flaps everybody understands, but *slats*?... Gimme a break!... Please don't call your girlfriend's pussy lips *slats* if you don't want to sound awfully nerdy, or unless you both work at Lockheed-Martin.
1. If it wasn't for my plane's auto-deployed slats, i´d be a red stain on the landscape by now.
2. (Youre giving her head on the drawing board late at night at Lockheed-Martin) Hmm Donna, these slats are hot! Not the ones in your design dummy!
2. (Youre giving her head on the drawing board late at night at Lockheed-Martin) Hmm Donna, these slats are hot! Not the ones in your design dummy!
by Hugh G Rection June 11, 2006
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by Nixxi Knox January 10, 2010
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