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shitting bricks

The sort of fear your asshole knows about. A strange mix of constipation and anal laxity.
He was sat outside the headmasters office for half an hour, and he was shitting bricks the whole time.
by Boc2 December 3, 2007
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sitting on tha toliet

a youtube video where an obnoxious fat lady sing sitting on tha toliet
by megs10101 December 11, 2009
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spittin'

1.)To rap.

2.)To Shoot
1.)"He started spittin'. He said something something hot" -- K-Os (Freeze)

2.)"My Soldiers Gettin' At You. Full Clip Is Spittin At You. You Duck and Stuck In Position. Just Like A Fuckin' Statue." --Xzibit (Muthafucka)
by CERTiFiEDSHAWTY February 12, 2005
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Splitting lumber

Slitting the middle of your dick and having another dick inserted inside of the slit. While in the other dick this person then pisses into it so the other person will be able to piss out another persons piss.
Me and Eric were totally splitting lumber last night...

Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!
by Notkyle August 2, 2009
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shitting my pants

to be extremely surprised or fretfully concerned about something to the point where you may actually shit yourself
When Kel walked through the door, I almost shit my pants. She was the last person I expected to show up.

It's been a week since I've heard from them since they went to New Orleans, and since there's been a hurricane, now I'm shitting my pants.
by babycakest February 23, 2010
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shitting on your face

Approximately the same idea as "just messing with you."
Did you know that I met the president? Nah, not seriously, I'm just shitting on your face!
by Jorge Juan de Fuca January 4, 2010
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spook spotting

when someone is tweeked out and seeing hallucinations.
Robyn was spook spotting last night, sayin' there were helicopters outside her window when there wasn't anything there!!!
by BLeH April 12, 2003
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