saltyminion

the definition of a ‘tsukishima kinnie’...
yeah thats all

them : saltyminion
me : idfk use ur imagination im too tired for this

by ibreathe February 21, 2021

saltyminion

saltyminion is someone who’s constantly slandering Tsukishima Kei, they’re always finding some way or form to be attacking him. But it’s also weird because they kin him, so technically they’re attacking themself. They seem like they hate everything to ever exist. They’re very sarcastic and can come off rude at most times. (or always)

saltyminion: “Tsukki is so dramatic, he deserves all the slander everyone gives him.”
tsukki simps/supporters: “....”

by oioierwinpppeepee February 21, 2021

solstyn

a guy that doesn’t know how too get into a relationship and has sex on the table

you look like a solstyn.

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Salty Plunger

Using your lovers tears as lube

Fuck man, I just said the worst thing.... Shannon was upset and a little teary and said she was gonna make me wet, I told her immediately "it's ok baby, I will use your tears as lube, put it someplace awful, and we will call it the salty plunger"

by JinPocket June 16, 2021

salty_sofa

WOMAN.

salty_sofa is swag

by defo not salty_sofa August 8, 2021

Salty Chad

This is when your favorite streamer gets absolutely bodied while trying to be ConnerDose

Chadwick is a Salty Chad when stuns don't work!

by NoOneImparticular November 15, 2021

Salty Neighbor

When you shoot a load at such high velocity that it goes through the wall and hits your unsuspecting neighbor in the face.

Duuude! I came so hard last night my load blew right through the wall and hit my neighbor Paul in the face while he was watching tv! You could say I have a Salty Neighbor

by Jontssss August 28, 2021