smoothie

When you are hooking up with a girl (or boy) and she is rapidly twirling her tounge in your mouth.

Dude! Last night I went to the movies with this chick, and when I started making out with her, she stuck her tounge deep in my mouth and gave me a smoothie.

by masterah October 7, 2009

Smoothies

A Bay Area expression for being on reasonably good terms with another individual or group.

"We was beefin', but we quashed that beef and now we's on smoothies."

by mizensla July 11, 2009

smooth carl

Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock

"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"

"After sex John smooth carled me"

"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"

by Zack Freebird April 22, 2008

poo smoothie

When food turns a perfectly good bowel movement into liquid poo.

"That burrito gave me a poo smoothie."

by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

Chocolate and Vanilla smoothy

When a boy shits in a blender along with some of his cum. blends it up and gives it to his parner to drink.

Nick Jonas gave Miley Cyrus a Chocolate and Vanilla Smoothy and thats the only reason why she went out with him

by 555 your mother 555 February 24, 2009

low fat strawberry smoothie

The drink of health food freaks who desire to be semi-normal with their eating patterns.

Delicious and nutritious. Usually made with a type of low fat vanilla yogurt and some real strawberries, not that fake juice stuff.

Bob: What are you having?
Stacey: A low fat strawberry smoothie and you?
Bob: A smoothie.

by musicallyfit848 May 30, 2009

Big Mama Smooth

A Fat Bitch that gives a nice ride in bed.

Yo your Big Mama Smooth gave the gnarliest ride in bed last night.

by Joe Hunkk October 23, 2009