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Speedo Smuggler

You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!
Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.
by RichTheRedn3ck August 28, 2024
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Bargis Smorgle

An attributive noun, also known as noun adjuncts. It cam often be seen alongside a tautology.

Bargis Smorgle itself is well-known to be a word made to sounds like a legitimate english word, potentially convincing those who are unknowing to its true definition

no actual evidence of existence other than the general acceptance that it is (whatever it may be) is something absurd, stupid, subpar or below standards.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : “Man, the PS5 has no games.”

Guy 2 : “What do you mean? They just got a Garten of BanBan collection.”

Guy 1 : “Garten of BanBan… Thats’a Bargis Smorgle ahh game.”

Example 2
Guy 1 : “Dude, did you see the Minecraft movie?”

Guy 2 : “No way, I’d rather watch Bargis Smorgle or something.”

Guy 1 : “…”
by Wubwub68 September 5, 2024
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The Smiggler

When she says, “Finger me,” and you go, “Yeah, yeah,” but then you slide your dick in instead. She pauses, blinks, and goes, “Wow… your fingers are tiny.” That’s the moment you die inside, grab your jeans, and spiral into a crisis that ends at a shady massage parlor, where someone finally says the words you needed: “So big.” And now? Yeah, now you’ve got a type.
“Bro… I pulled a total The Smiggler last night. Thought I was slick, went in without warning. She hit me with ‘Didn’t know your fingers were that small.’ I haven’t recovered since.”
by TheSmigglemaster July 10, 2025
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Cucumber Smuggler

Someone who likes it up the ass, Someone who loves anal (because think about it, How would you smuggle a cucumber, Up the ass)
by Word393838393 September 10, 2025
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Brownie Smuggler

A white or non black person who secretly dates or is dating a black person and doesn't want their family to know about it, so they are very secretive about it
Steven, we all know you are literally a brownie Smuggler.
by whitepatriot77 December 22, 2025
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Yo-yo smuggler

A woman sporting an extremely large cameltoe in an international airport!
Hey check out her cameltoe she is a yo-yo smuggler for sure!
by anonymous May 14, 2021
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Haitian Meat Smuggler

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner
Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
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