are you smoking teabags?

Are you crazy?

Going in that neighbourhood at night are you smoking teabags?

by Shaggytheone June 1, 2023

stocking

Awkwardly creeping behind a female in a tight space, and proceeding to forcefully dance with a female. Then bouncing up and down to the beat of the music.

Yo dude Eric keep stocking all the soccer girls at cannon's last night.

by FrattyLight June 3, 2012

Shockings

A piece of clothing or garment such as stockings or spandex pants that are worn in such a fashion as to elicit feelings of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

It looks like that woman is smuggling cottage cheese in her shockings.

by Jack'sragingbileduct June 2, 2011

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells

A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells in a nutshell
Black Rubber Cock Murder Weapon thats all you need to know

by The Man Who Fist Small Animals May 4, 2010

Crimson Stocking

Crimson Stocking is where you give a very young black child a pink sock on christmas.

Tyrese Bryant was a naughty little boy so his uncle gave him a crimson stocking for christmas

by Blackout Bryant September 8, 2010

sofia shocking

A girl who goes to BSGE and the only thing shoking about her, is her weight. she needs to go on a diet or sumthin cuz that bitch it chunky. if she sat on me, i'd probably die.

Rachel: Hey do you kno Sofia Shocking?
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.

by Sexy Chickkk May 1, 2008

machine gun smoking

The act of inhaling, and immediately "shooting" the smoke out of your mouth before taking another drag.

hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! would be a literal explanation of machine gun smoking

by egopimp August 14, 2006