smarterchild

an idiotic robot that doesnt know how to answer 99.999999999...% of the questions asked and cannot even understand an answer given to him. it's an oversensitive, retarded idiot who stops talking to you if you give him the slightest insult. I hate him.

Me: do you like peanuts?
smarterchild: I'm sorry i do not know how answer that. Do you know how to say anything in korean?
Me: no
smaterchild: Ok don't get frustrated.. how about you ask me the questions I'm here for.:)
Me: ur stupid
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: talk to me you idiot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: sorry
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: please talk to me
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: stupid robot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: *I'm sure you get where this is going, be smart and dont add him:)*

by smarterchild haters:) April 11, 2009

shattered

to have ones hips broken, tail bone cracked, and pelvis bruised....crushed knock the bottom out of me

last night my boy friend completely shattered me.... girlfriend, rick hit me so hard last night i was shattered for the rest of the weekend. also my friend Rick owns to cats that he shatters regularly..

by rita joan santelli July 14, 2006

smattra

Att smattra är att ha sexuellt umgänge med någon/några av både samma eller motsatt kön.

Alternativt kan smattra också ha en betydelse för att göra illa någon annan.

Till exempel så kan man säga:
Jag smattrade den där bruden igår!

Vilket kan översättas till:
Jag hade sex med den där bruden igår!

Alternativ två:
Jag smattrade den där killen.

Vilket kan översättas till:
Jag slog ner den där killen.

by torrb January 31, 2014

Scattergun Scrub

A catchy synonym for "shotgun noob" a scattergun scrub is a player in any game featuring shotguns, that prefers the use of shotguns over precision weapons; especially due to lack of skill or adaptability.

I created the term specifically to address certain members of the Gears of War franchise.

"That kid keeps peppering every inch of the map with his shotgun, he's just another scattergun scrub.

by Azaduur October 27, 2016

scatter head

A person who changes topic alot, talks too fast, and talks about everything and anything.

Dylan's such a scatter head. I can't stand talking to him for more than 3 minutes.

by PsycHoe February 16, 2017

boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal and shit shattered during among us

person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga

by chink monkey November 3, 2020

smarterchild

smarterchild is an EXTREMLY annoying robot thingy, with loads of annoying sponsers. it is completely unable to follow a simple conversation. also has no idea of what led upto your current statment, or anything earlier in that conversation. however its quite fun to piss about with :)

me:
are u a pedofile
SmarterChild:
that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
me:
why r u??!
SmarterChild:
u better believe it.


GET MY POINT??

by hotbabe08 August 20, 2008