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Smart Watch Buddies

Friends who own smart watches and constantly hold it above everyone else that is not a smart watch buddy.
Arron and Casey recently got smart watches and are now calling themselves smart watch buddies.
by Fuck niggers June 18, 2016
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Velcro Shoes Smart

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.
Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.
by CPT Ron November 14, 2017
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Samsung Smart Fridge

A fridge that Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP character) mistook for his mother after Philza Minecraft told him that a photo on the fridge was his mother. It’s a joke about how Philza married a smart fridge and became the father of Wilbur.
by bored_ December 16, 2021
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Cat Lady Smart

A girl that thinks she is smarter than everyone else, particularly when she compares herself to men.
by Alex Charles September 4, 2015
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Stupid-Smart Phone

A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.
"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.

I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
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Smart Punk

A name that emos, who are aware that what they listen to isn't truly rock apply to their shitty music.
1. At rock star mayhem there were a bunch of emos listening to their smart punk.
by (it's a secret) September 5, 2009
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You being smart

A horrendous quote used by people from boston
68% of Boston citizens said Tom Brady didn't cheat
The other 32% said " You being smart"
by Swag Elephant March 5, 2015
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