Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.
Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.
by CPT Ron November 14, 2017
Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.
by The sexy beast ox February 04, 2018
A fridge that Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP character) mistook for his mother after Philza Minecraft told him that a photo on the fridge was his mother. It’s a joke about how Philza married a smart fridge and became the father of Wilbur.
Did Philza Minecraft marry a Samsung Smart Fridge?
by bored_ December 16, 2021
A girl that thinks she is smarter than everyone else, particularly when she compares herself to men.
Jessica, don't be cat lady smart!
by Alex Charles August 02, 2015
A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.
"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
by Dylan684 September 07, 2010
A name that emos, who are aware that what they listen to isn't truly rock apply to their shitty music.
by (it's a secret) September 05, 2009
by Swag Elephant March 05, 2015