Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

blue slime conga line 

A conga line on Minecraft slimes that are blue. (Scares 5% of people on Earth)

A awsome blue slime conga line.

blue slime conga line by lokigast February 12, 2015

slimy marvin

While your buddy is sleeping you spread your asshole over his/her mouth and take a wicked shit in it. You then duct tape there mouth closed. Its a real nasty surpise!

I gave Chip a slimy marvin last night, he was gagging like a 12 year old school girl at a blowjob convention!

slimy marvin by LukeAss April 22, 2006

Sloppy Slime Pouch 

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

Sloppy Slime Pouch by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

slimy transcript fabricators 

Another term for those lawless and immoral Democrats who are part of that corrupt commie Representative Adam Schiff’s cult.

We need to take those slimy transcript fabricators out and shoot them!

slimy transcript fabricators by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

Slime's Friend 

The friend of SlimeIRL. Slime's friend claims to be 6 foot but we know that he is short. He does not pay his taxes so the IRS is attempting to snipe him but it will only be possible when Le Monke is resurrected.

Person 1: Do you know who Slime's friend is?
Person 2: Isn't he that really short guy that can't beat Pokemon even though the plan is simple?

Slime's Friend by Bruhmoment#3remix January 20, 2020

Slimjohn 

Verb, to slimjohn is to eat something so quickly it seemingly never touched your tounge. The phrase "double slimjohn" originated when people started to slimjohn so fast they regurgitated and slimjohnned again. The record is a quadruple slimjohn.

There is also a tournament going around called the Slimjohn championship. This is where people compete to see how quickly they can quadruple slimjohn a loaf of bread. The record is currently held by a Competitor, known by the alias of Kirill17.

Toaster: Hi have you seen my friend James he can slimjohn 14 pizzas within 10 minutes
Kirill17: That is nothing compared to me. I am an immortal Slimjohnner.

James: I bet I could beat you in the Slimjohn Championship, I can quintuple Slimjohn

Slimjohn by SlimjohnSooner July 23, 2020