scoopability

being able to pick up chicks

joe: damn bro you pulled like the hottest chick in the bar last night
kevin: yeah ive got scoopability son

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

scoopalicious

when something someone has just told you sounds tight as shit, especially when its a friday night and the party you're at sucks ass.

Bro 1: bro... katey just txtd me bout this sick party over in the mdub, this shit is scoopalicious!

Bro 2: dude... CAR. NOW.

by okcsucksass December 6, 2010

scoop-a-duece

The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)

I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..

by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011

Sheople

People who behave like sheep

It's full of sheople, what one does the rest follow suit

by Dawdy September 2, 2015

Shlop

The term for inviting a girl into the shower with you.

"The water is warm. Do you wanna shlop in with me?"

by Itsjerbear November 27, 2015

double scoop of vanilla funk

1) An alcoholic drink containing peach tea, Pepsi, Sprite, orange juice, Hi-C, and Bacardi 151.

2) An instance of a White person doing something amazing and uncharacteristic of White people, like being good at basketball or dancing.

1) "I'll have a Double Scoop of Vanilla Funk, I'm gonna get wild tonight"

2) "O! he slammed that one in your face with a double scoop of vanilla funk"

by Mal-1 December 31, 2007

Scoop'n

Scoop'n is a replacement for the word cool.

When something is cool you would say "that's scoop'n."

by Phadeus August 5, 2008