SHohFS

When someone is just feeling like they want to hit you with a book happily, and is used in most middle schools.

"Wow Alison.... thanks for stealing my book. SHohhhhhhfffffsssss mann. SHohFS "

by A?V?E?R?Y? May 18, 2021

@shelfwitharianavinyls

one of the best people in the comment sections 🥵🥵

@shelfwitharianavinyls has so many funny comments i love them 🥵🥵🥵

by ksnskhdshssksl May 20, 2021

Shold

Sh and old.

Wow, shold.

by SAMOKAY June 2, 2021

shelfie

/'ʃelfi:/ (n): A photograph, usually facial, of a woman, for which the angle used in the taking has been purposefully calculated to show her bosom to best advantage.

“Dude, have you seen her Facebook page? Since she got that boob job, her shelfie posts have gone through the ROOF!”

by FiatUmbra July 21, 2021

Shlofty

A shlofty person is one who doesn’t care about their appearance. They would rather dress in sweats and slides for comfort rather than for fashion.

Ugh David is so shlofty, always dressing like a bum.

Lonz is such a shloft.

by Healmytits69 July 31, 2021

shelf_bunny

an awkward discord light mode type whore

isn’t stacy such a shelf_bunny
yeah she totally is

by saltLampbitch August 29, 2021

Shelfing

During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina

“Bro did you hit”
“Nah we just went shelfing”

by 69coochie-man69 October 4, 2021