Shitty Kitty

A very unhappy or disappointing situation. Usually used in conjuntcion with "Sad Panda", Shitty Kitty is a step further down on the unhappy/ disappointment scale.

Tara: "This has been a horrible day!! I hurt my arm at work, then I found out that my boyfriend (whos deployed) wont be able to call me today :("

Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("

Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."

by AeroGirl198457 June 16, 2010

shitty shitty fag fag

shitty shitty fag fag:n.<Hempfield Origin> => Worst Fucking attempt at playing tennis ever. Possesses the ability to hit every god-damned ball that comes in his/her direction 10 feet over the already exceedingly high fence.

1)I don't care if Kournikova ever wins a match, I'd still stick it in that shitty shitty fag fag.

by SHUPE March 18, 2005

shitty beats

The response to an unfortunate or disappointing comment.

Comment: "I can't get a pooberry because I'm not an awesome Canadian like you!"
Response: "Yeah... shitty beats."

by kaybee3888 February 7, 2008

shitty nails

Shitty nails occur when your mother decides only to buy 1 ply toilet paper, and when you proceed to wipe your fingers push through the paper and your fingers strike the shit around your "brown eye"

God damnit barb buy some good TP im sick of getting shitty nails.

by Hotass Carl May 20, 2009

shitty handjob

When a women goes to fast with her hand and rips it apart.

"That was a shitty handjob." handjob shitty women

by Anti-Sean_36 August 14, 2015

shitty con puma

Meanning really smelly or gross-this one came from a friend (in Inglewood now) but chilled a minute in Redondo Bch., CA.THX Charro-DW

Baby girl is your diapee stinky stinky ooh, go tell mama you got shitty con pumas!

by Donna (Kadunkadunk) Wright April 16, 2005

Shitty Wifi

A BAD WIFI XDDD

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by Idiirt June 12, 2018