Yorkshire Shampoo

When one masterbates violently in the shower as Yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and ejaculates into it, mixing their ejaculate with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it's contents...

I was just wondering whether you used the top quality Yorkshire shampoo

by Snoop Doggyy December 2, 2011

mayo shampoo

when ur bitch is sucking your dick in the shower and you cumm on the top of her head and you say "thanks, now make me a sandwich!!"

guy: you see that mayo shampoo? thats how much i want on my sandwich!"

by ChannonMitchosky July 23, 2012

Motorola Shampoo

this goes back to when police used Motorola radios that were like bricks.

Cracking somone over the head with a Motorola radio

Yo sarge... did you catch criminal. Yea i did, son of a bitch put up a fight, gave him the old Motorola shampoo

by Masterjasta May 2, 2020

salty shampoo

When you nut in your girl's hair and she rubs it into her scalp.

Davis gave Juliet some salty shampoo last night

by I_Qwickscope_Your_Mom August 10, 2020

Champagne:Shampine

Yes it is true. He's a dumbass

Champagne:Shampine is exactly the same.

by KJWBDSKLJDFNW,KADJSNKCJZXN March 23, 2022

Sharpish Warpish

1. a Cape Cod greeting for saying hello
2. a reference made to friends regarding an attractive women, usually one passing by
3. a way to seek appoval (from a peer) of an attractive woman walking nearby
4. asking a person who is possibly looking for a fight if they want one

1. SHARPISH WARPISH!....hello
2. person sees hot woman passing bySHARPISH WARPISH
3. Sharpish?....to which the peer will either respond with Warpish (yeah she's hot) or Narpish (no, she's a bowler)
4. Are u gettin sharpish warpish?

by David Daskel January 5, 2009

shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.

Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.

by THDaddy March 18, 2008