seasonal ghost

A ghost or apparition that only makes it's appearance during a specific season (fall, winter, ect).

The lights only flicker in January because that's when our seasonal ghost Hector comes around.

by Tree Lover December 25, 2015

season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.

"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."

by bigbadscot December 25, 2016

seasonal asshole disorder

A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.

I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows

by Celeste420BlazeIt May 1, 2017

Semsicle

A popsicle made entirely of the male sex juice, semen. Semen is introduced, frozen, and then presented as an unsavory treat for the most unclean.

Jenn 's mouth and face look a bit dry. Give here one of my homemade semsicles.

by Topmen and topmen inc June 5, 2017

seasoned yolk

When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.

" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick

by N O G October 24, 2017

Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.

Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"

by Wintera83 September 16, 2018

sempoi

Unique,one of a kind, tremendous, auperb,extra ordinary

Your bike so awesome(sempoi) rah(lah)
That chick is so sempoi merecik hawau(hot)
This food so sempoi rah(superdelicious)

by Neo Mizzie March 27, 2019