Secret Wiener Society

An organization based on the act of secretively holding objects resembling wieners to its members pelvic regions.

Travis McFarland, the boy holding a banana to his crotch, is the creator of the Secret Wiener Society.

by KandiceMel July 20, 2008

secret afro

A dude's pubic hair. Usually mentioned by accident.

I didn't mean to show you my secret afro, but you looked.

by secret_afro33 May 2, 2007

Secrefairy

A male secretary

The new guy that replaced my old secretary is such a secrefairy.

by iguana1010 February 2, 2009

Secret Sylvestre

The act of ejaculating a little dot of semen on a person's closed eyelids, and sticking a clover on each.

As a treat for my birthday, she let me give her a Secret Sylvestre.

by The Human Condition August 14, 2009

Scerf

A cute and obscure way of saying scarf. Children often use this term before they properly begin to speak.

It has made a comeback though, and in some areas of Canada it has replaced the outdated term "scarf" nearly completely.

"Why must hipsters wear scerfs in the winter?"

"Hey! Pass me my scerf it is fraking winding outside today... brrr...."

by BlackKaida March 2, 2010

Secret Santa'd

The act of becoming black out drunk and ordering random things on the internet, such as things on your Amazon wishlist, then receiving them later and recollecting who and how they were ordered.

Today I received a pair of shoes and some shirts in the mail, thinking I had a secret santa... in reality I secret santa'd myself by drunkenly ordering my amazon wishlist.

by Bflee000004 December 23, 2015

Going Secretary

the equivalent of 'going commando' for girls (because girls can't technically be commandos)

Can I go commando to the party?
No, for girls, its called going secretary

by Group Effort June 21, 2009