SCONTCH

A youthful target audience who is excited about a new bands performance audience. Scontch.
"Dang, you really liked the Chappell Roan scontches speech".

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by anonymous September 6, 2025

Scorched Earth Fallacy

A severe form of Poisoning the Well where, after identifying a single flaw, mistake, or morally questionable association in an opponent's past, one declares their entire intellectual landscape barren and uninhabitable. No argument they ever present, past or future, can be valid because the ground has been "scorched" by their earlier transgression. It is a totalizing dismissal that seeks to burn down the person's entire credibility permanently.

Example: "You admitted you voted for that corrupt mayor ten years ago? That's it. I'm deploying the scorched earth fallacy on you. Nothing you ever say about politics, economics, or even the weather can be trusted. Your judgment is eternally compromised." One past action is used to justify rejecting all future contributions.

by Dumuabzu February 3, 2026

Scotch tape

To fuck someone raw with no consent then to fuck then again when there sleeping

I just scotch taped your mother and she loved it

by delilahxs June 15, 2025

T-Scorch

When the kid, who's usually quiet and subdued rises up and burns the hell out of someone and no one sees it coming. Usually followed by a shocked silence, and a whispered, "Harsh, bro, harsh"

Onlooker 1: Dude, did you just hear that?
Onlooker 2: Yeah, man he just T-scorched the hell outta that kid.
Onlooker 1: Man, that was harsh.

by Scorcha101 November 15, 2010

snail scootchin'

The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.

First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."

second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'

going on!"

by T.A.I.N.T January 16, 2011

El Scorchio

The definitive Geographical case study, if you ever needed a case study to use this was it. The only place to suffer droughts, famines, floods and volcanic eruptions on cue.

Example A)
Teacher - 'Does anyone have al example of this type of flooding?'
Student - ''El Scorchio in Indonesia when there was a monsoon in 2004'
Teacher - '....'

Example B)
Student A - I can't think of a case study for a famine
Student B - How about El Scorchio in Ghana and the great famine it suffered in 1957?

by Culv May 14, 2012

electric scotch tape

When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.

Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!

by Hambone6996 October 22, 2013