Sammed

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.

she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.

by ewokery October 21, 2009

Samer

Samer is a misunderstood girl. She wants the best for everyone around her. She's been through some traumatic stuff, but if you're close you may get a lot of skinship from her. Her friends are like her drug, whenever she is around them she feels like she can do anything and all bad emotions disappear! Also is in denial that they are a submissive

Kyle: Samer gives the best hugs
Leo: I've never been hugged by Samer

Kyle: well, she must not like you lol

by Ooferer69 March 7, 2020

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010

slammered

When an asshole friend in the front seat rolls his window down when the car is approaching a large puddle do that friend in backseat gets hit by a wave of water entering the front window.

Hey asshole you just slammered me.

by Sullivan - Sigma Nu May 13, 2008

Candle Slammer

Dixy's Word
Meant to be an insult...

"ARGH Luke you candle slammer!"

by Hollie. Ben August 31, 2006

Spaghetti O Slammer

Take a cup and put a couple shots of vodka in it. Then open a can of spaghetti O's, turn it upside down and slam the bottom of it so all the O's go in the cup, and then slam it down your throat.

Man i tried the spaghetti O slammer last night, i didn't even get close to finishing.

by Scot Coleman March 30, 2009

Samer

Samer is a toxic person who has very very big anger issues, and loves to irritate everyone around him. Samer loves to hit and hit, as if it was a game. Hes considered a pathalogical liar, but denies it. The worst punishment you can put upon yourself is argue with samer, not because you will lose, but because he will just yell and act like hes smart when he really isn't. Samer loves to emotionally mess with others minds and screw people up. He is very scary, you can never let your gaurd down when he comes near you. Sleep with one eye open when samer is in the building. He will turn on you .

Im an emotional mess, hes such a toxic satanic man, some might say hes a Samer.

by advocating11101702 March 20, 2019