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Got a headache? Google says you gonna die soon. thats what a google symptom is.
Guy 1: Bro i sneeze.
Guy 2: *calls googles
google: yeah you dead fam

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by llamakinng December 6, 2018
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SYMF

An abbreviation for Shit Yeah Mother Fucker. Meant to
1) Convey an increased sense of excitement over a proposed activity.
2) Communicate a strong sense of pride in ones accomplishments.
1) Text message from Matt: I lined up a suite in Vegas, a keg of natty light and some high class prostitutes. You in?
Bretts Reply: SYMF
2) Text message from Matt: Did you diddle that sweet piece of ass I saw you chatting up at the club last night.
Bretts Reply: SYMF
by Brettariffacus Maximus May 20, 2008
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Sympathy Ham

Turning up at somoenes funeral, and instead of bringing a bunch of flowers or something, bringing a ham, with "Sorry For Your Loss" spelled out in cloves on it....
"Sorry for your loss Mary..... here's a ham, a sympathy ham...."
by Blathnaid April 9, 2010
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symbiotogram

(n) a word design that reads one word when upright and another word when upside-down. Whereas an ambigram reads the same word both upright and upside-down, a symbiotogram presents a different text in the inverted orientation.
The "Illuminati Diamond" from the Angels & Demons book is an example of a symbiotogram as are several of the examples on John Langdon's web site. The home page of FlipScript ambigram products shows a symbiotogram of two names.
by LanceBlack May 16, 2009
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symphany

A smart girl with a little booty but a lot to offer. Very intelligent yet nasty. Smokes a lot of pot.
"Whoa girl over there sure is Symphany"
"Wanna smash Symphany tonight?"
by symphany June 18, 2018
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Symeon

symeon is a silent person, every symeon wheres black clothing or gray clothing and is a fucking bitch or cunt
symeon is a silent person, every symeon wheres black clothing or gray clothing and is a fucking bitch or cunt
by wubbe October 17, 2017
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Undeserved Sympathy

Sympathy that is actually deserved because most wealthy homes are cesspools of abuse and alcoholism. But because the world believes when your rich you have everything, rich kids often don't obtain the sympathy they deserve.
Undeserved Sympathy: sympathy which should really be granted to the rich but is not due to shallow jealousy

I'm sorry we'll be in Aspen this week. Why don't you call your friends and ask them to come over.

Translation: I'm sorry we have the money to continue our search for entertainment instead of doing the job we're supposed to do in raising you. Why don't you look to others for your self esteem and nurturing.

We're going to the Reads Charity event, if you want something, Helda can make it for you.

Translation: Once again, we won't be home for nice dinners and family cooked meals, instead we'll leave you a kitchen full of food that has to be cooked and you can spend the evening listening to how much our staff doesn't like us.

I'll get you a job.

Translation: We weren't home or sober enough to make sure you learned the coping skills you'd need to survive in the world, so we'll call a friend and get you employment which will pay well but leave you souless because in your heart of hearts you'll know you don't deserve it.

I married a younger woman/man.

Translation: I didn't need respect from society because I have money, so I picked myself out a nice prostitute to be your stepmother.
by yachtclub101.blogspot.com September 29, 2010
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