Evil persons whom want to hear your sob stories so that you can just sound like a pathetic immigrant. And they can take your heart and eat it like a cannibal</3:/ I.E. FAT WOMEN....or perhaps a "RACIST" relative. I will probably win here.
by Alex phoenix October 03, 2023
Bill: How was your date last night?
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
by Thatguyyoureallyhate January 21, 2016
A char story is a story which is told with such enthusiasm and humour that you thought the story was going to be interesting, but it ultimately goes nowhere, is underwhelming or pointless.
Char story-
“Lyla just literally said my photos were really cool like wtf. Do you get me?”
“CHARRR STORYYYY”
“Lyla just literally said my photos were really cool like wtf. Do you get me?”
“CHARRR STORYYYY”
by Jlha November 21, 2019
a blog post from bluefly girl, an amazing piece modern writing, amazing in guiding people through their lifes problems
by yuunki June 01, 2021
(1)when a athlete as a freshman doesnt make the team as a freshman, but returns the folowing year as a sophmore and rapes the competetion at tryouts
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully
Andy: did your that jack got cut from the lacrosse team?
Ellis: Aww true
Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story
Ellis: Aww true
Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story
by chief brown tip March 24, 2011
A reddit story is a story (most likely ai generated) that can range from being mildly weird to absolutely deranged
Usually found on tiktok/yt shorts read by a text-to-speech ai playing minecraft with a cooking video under it
made to fry your brain and attention span
These stories can range from being about a kid and their birthday party to a stepsister f*cking their stepbrother alabama style.
Usually found on tiktok/yt shorts read by a text-to-speech ai playing minecraft with a cooking video under it
made to fry your brain and attention span
These stories can range from being about a kid and their birthday party to a stepsister f*cking their stepbrother alabama style.
by Seataiii November 05, 2023
A shortened version of villain origin story.
by BadBoySupreme November 29, 2021