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The Crowny Story

A myth pass down throughout Australian generations. Legend has it as ‘the greatest tale ever told’. Rumour has it first told by the Aussie icon that is ‘Beard’
Mate that story is not The crowny story, I wouldn’t waste a page in your journal for that one
by WhatThe13 August 18, 2019
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fake friend story

make a private story on snapchat to chat shit about all the people that have done you wrong (fake friends) can use code names or whatever !
want to be added to my fake friend story !
by 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 February 24, 2020
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fail good story

When a story is presented as heartwarming but ends up illustrating a societal failure. An example of this would be a very elderly cashier getting an award for not missing a day of work in decades, while the US allows his employer to not give paid time off and does not pay a living wage.
Person 1: Did you see that a school got a donation to finally have heating?

Person 2: Considering we are the largest economy in the world, that’s some fail good story material there.
by el cheapo grande September 25, 2020
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cock and bull story

It is referred to an untrue or imaginary story
Spare me that cock and bull story, mind you, I can't be easily decieved.
by Wilna T January 26, 2021
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Roblox Sad Story

A Game on Roblox where it makes a terrible attempt at making you like a certain character before making that character immediately in WWII. I don't know why but they always die in a war related accident..... or at least the ones I saw.
The character always has a wife and sometimes a child, normally an infant. Then their wife becomes sad and the story ends with the infant smiling over his/her fathers grave.
"Dude I just watched some cringey Roblox Sad Story!"
"Arn't all of those like terrible?"
"Yep. Pretty sure they're made by five year olds."
by The Partygoers! April 13, 2021
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Purple Spaghetti Story

A Purple Spaghetti Story is an overly long, meandering joke told as if it were a short story (sometimes about a real person - to make it seem real) usually about purple Spaghetti and ending with an unrelated lesson learned. They are often also called, or similar to, a Shaggy Dog Story.
During dinner, Uncle Richard told his nephews Zack and Aaron his famous Purple Spaghetti Story about his son Jeremy being sent to the principals office because he was passing notes in math class. Of course when the principal asked, Jeremy said he was just writing about Purple Spaghetti. By the time Richard finally reached the unrelated punch line ("look both ways before crossing the street") the boys had fallen asleep.
by NZev November 3, 2021
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Lesbian sex story

I always found my step sister Larissa hot. She has really big boobs and long blonde hair. One day she was laying on her bed with a really small bra and undies doing something on her phone. I layed next to her and I asked her what she was doing, she said that she was just texting her boyfriend. Ofcourse I got really jealous but I acted like everything was normal. I got onto her and I hugged her, moments later she was kissing me on the lips and I kissed her back. She got up and undressed revealing her enormous boobs and her chubby vagina. She pulled me by my hand and started undressing me also. I was really confused if this was a dream or not because I never thought she was gonna do this to me. She pushed me on the bed and started sucking my right boob. I moaned and asker her "Larissa, what about your ahh~ boyfriend?". She replied with "Ugh don't worry about him, he is a loser and I always loved you". She started licking my pussy while playing with my boobs. "AHHH LARISSA BAE I'M GONNA CUMMM~",
"Hahahae your such a drama queen bae, your pussy is D-LICIOUS!". I cummed on her face while moaning her name. I got up and pinned her against the wall and I bit her soft nipple. She moaned in delight while I kept biting her nipple. I pushed her on the bed and layed the opposite direction of where she was laying and while our pussies were touching each other. We both cummed in our pussies. And now we are married and we are having lesbian sex every day! I hope you liked my Lesbian sex story
by LunaTheLesbian February 17, 2022
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