Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Last night, Doobrah gave me a Sloppy Dallas and the dip went all over my shaft which made it look like a turd.

by Osama Bin Ballen October 15, 2020

Sloppy Jop

A Very Poor Quality Blowjob

Person 1: I Want To Get A Blowjob From Leland,
Person 2: Really? I Heard He Only Gives Sloppy Jops

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 14, 2020

Sloppy Josh

When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.

P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.

P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!

by Wait_on_Red May 4, 2021

the sloppy bobby

is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara

screw these guys im not a girl look im doing the sloppy bobby

by sloppyjoe55 August 7, 2009

Compliment Shopping

Criticizing ones self in hopes that someone will compliment you afterword.

When a sexy bitch says something like "my ass is ugly" so that you will say "your ass looks great"- Compliment Shopping

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009

Bake Shoppe

A location or vehicle utilized for the smoking of marijuana with openings as to not let the smoke escape (common smoking practice known as baking). Blunts are preferred as to the fact they produce the most smoke.

A bake shoppe was in session in that Buick Century we passed at the intersection.

by Bluntmaster2.0 March 25, 2010

identity shopping

A form of voyeurism frequently practiced by narcissistic, self-obsessed people with unconsciously low self-esteem while walking around or riding on public transport through a busy city.

It involves making snap judgments about the appearance of members of the same sex, e.g. clothes, hair style, build, accessories etc. The identity shopper then copies the appearance of people they like the look of, and so feel much better about themselves. Until they see someone better looking, then they copy them, and so on.

Over time, this cycle raises the standards of dress for a large part of the population which is why people in cities always look so much hotter.

Girl: "Wow, you've gotten hot since you moved to the city! Good work!"
Guy: "Thanks! I just try to copy all the hot guys I see walking around."
Girl: "Dude, you are so gay."
Guy: "Nah, it's just identity shopping."

by dalb0z July 6, 2010