blake the steak

by definition
1. A child whom is not into sporting activities
2. An artist who does the "graffiti"

but by our definiton
1. the only genuine hipster in the world
2. doesn't need sports because this person is too bomb
3. one who knows too many cool words that the friend has to continually use this website

"that party last night was blaking the steaking"
"that kid is a total blake the steak. he dont need no.....SPORTITATION!"

by lucyliuhu February 21, 2008

Hammered Shit Steak

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Cooked-Her-Steak

to have rough sex with a woman.

- I went to my girlfriends house and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak

by AK47488 July 26, 2012

Texas Chili Cheese Steak

The act of taking a frog up the ass while repeatedly jacking off to Disney channel, The best way is to elicit a croak from the frog up your rectum.

"Oh my god! another night of texas chili cheese steakin'"

by Byronisgaynation August 26, 2013

tube steak

What a gay guy gets off on.

Tube steak after tube steak was poked through the glory hole, and Rock made gravy out of all of them with his saliva filled sucking machine mouth.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

cluck steak

Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).

1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)

by Z October 14, 2003

Hanger Steak

1. an aborted fetus

2. the act of having an abortion

You should have been a hanger steak!

She had a hanger steak.

She wants to have a hanger steak because she can't be bothered raising a kid.

by MarkEMendlove February 14, 2008